30 Year-Old Dustin Hoffman is confused presumably because he thinks he’s a 20-year-old recent college grad.
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King
“Here’s a super-powerful ring! Everyone wants it!”
“Will it protect me from spiders?”
“No.”
The Birds
Alfred Hitchcock movie where squawking birds that sound like cats ironically attack a small town without cats.
The Apartment
1960 film where Jack Lemon lets his bosses kick him out of his apartment to cheat on their wives. Too bad NYC didn’t have hotels back then.
Gravity
Movie that reaffirms that you should never board any bus, cruise ship, spaceship, space station, or other vehicle ridden by Sandra Bullock.
Clippy
Animated useless paperclip on old versions of MS Office, that we hope becomes the mascot of the LA Clippers if Steve Balmer buys the team.
24: Live Another Day
TV series set in real time, with fewer than 24 hours, presumably because Kiefer Sutherland’s whisper-talking voice must be rested with age.
Beats By Dr. Dre
Post 2008: a headphone and music streaming company bought by Apple. Pre-2008: What you would get for messing with Dr. Dre.
Snapchat
App where friends send videos intended to disappear seconds later like a spy movie. In fact, like Tom Cruise’s career, they don’t disappear.
Mad Men
Show about how drunk conservatives in the 60s created ad campaigns. Features product placement for all your fave brands and Mohawk Airlines.